Let's get some proper geek jokes on the go.
A little ashamed to admit it but I love them
The kinda jokes that you need to be a right old techy to understand.. .
A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
EDIT: THIS ONE CROSSED THE LINE. TOO DIRTY.
Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: none, that's a hardware problem
A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another. A lady walking by notices him and says
"Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?!"
"That's OK" says the guy, puffing casually "I'm a computer programmer"
"So? What's that got to do with anything?"
"We don't care about warnings. We only care about errors."