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Old 11-08-2006, 08:55 PM   #1
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Default Possibly the funniest dumb joke I have ever heard

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"





"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.



Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.

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"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"





Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy... even these silly little cute..... and clean jokes
Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*groan*
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Old 11-08-2006, 09:14 PM   #3
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ok...that wasnt funny *groan*
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Old 11-08-2006, 09:19 PM   #4
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それ自身による剣規則何も。それは熟練した処理によってしか生き生きして来ない。
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Old 11-08-2006, 09:21 PM   #5
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dude you have been spamming the forum tonight...
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Old 11-08-2006, 09:24 PM   #6
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dude you have been spamming the forum tonight...
2 posts with good info and one bad joke and I'm a spammer?

Whatever dude. You don't like what I post, don't read it. Damn someone's on the rag tonight.
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Old 11-08-2006, 10:05 PM   #7
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Nate you seriously dont understand when to just shut the hell up do you? No wonder people have been biting at your ankles lately.

Anyways.. *Moan

Lol
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I wasnt laughing at the joke, but laughing at the looser that would post it.

Which still made me laugh, so it's all cool. +rep
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Old 11-08-2006, 11:27 PM   #9
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I wasnt laughing at the joke, but laughing at the looser that would post it.

Which still made me laugh, so it's all cool. +rep
Wow. I just got called a loser by a computer geek, who can't even spell the word.

ouch. I'm hurt.

But, on a serious note, you really a DJ? Are you like a party DJ or do you make beats?
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dude you have been spamming the forum tonight...
Gotta love hypocrites.
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