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Old 02-09-2007, 06:04 PM   #1
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Talking The parrot

A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute steal at only 20."
"Why is it so cheap?" the woman asks.
"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch flowery".
"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home.


Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman. "F===! .... me, a new brothel and a new madam".
"I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel," scolds the woman trying not to laugh.


A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.
"Un-f===king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new prostitutes," says the parrot when he sees the daughters.
"Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes," complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.


A short while later, the woman's husband, Dave, comes home.
"In-f==king-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the same old clients .... How ya doin', Dave?"


Silence......
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Old 02-09-2007, 06:09 PM   #2
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lol, what's a "brothel"
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Old 02-09-2007, 06:53 PM   #3
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Lol, it's a house in which controlled prostituation takes place, there's one just 5 mins from me lol

Very good joke!
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Old 02-09-2007, 07:02 PM   #4
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Hahaha, good one.
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Old 02-09-2007, 08:18 PM   #5
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Lol, it's a house in which controlled prostituation takes place, there's one just 5 mins from me lol

Very good joke!
lol and you know this because...?
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Old 02-09-2007, 08:21 PM   #6
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Lol, it's a house in which controlled prostituation takes place, there's one just 5 mins from me lol

Very good joke!
oh we usually call it something else in the US lol
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hahaha good joke btw mike do u mean pimp house.lol or perhaps illegal strip club lol
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Hahaha, nice!
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hahaha good joke btw mike do u mean pimp house.lol or perhaps illegal strip club lol
It's a whore house.
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It's a whore house.
exactly, that's what i meant when i said we call it something else in the US lol
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