I was eating peanuts earlier today, The boiled kind right? (The store down the block sells them cooked, yummy)
Anyways, I was just opening them and poppin them in my mouth, when all of a sudden my finger just starts to sting REALLY bad. somehow the frickin peanuts sliced the finger so deep you could see under the layer of skin, and the peanut juice was all in there
Hurt like a Mofo, Then I had to put alchohol in it
Sometimes you just wonder "double yew tea eph mate, howed that happen?"