Haha! Dirty thing you...
Anyway, you don't get Private Majors - you only get Sergeant Majors :P
Personally mine's a Marshal, cause it sounds cooler
Private Major -> Sergeant Major
A Knight is sworn to Honour. His heart knows only Virtue. His blade defends the helpless. His might upholds the Weak. His word speaks only truth. His wrath undoes the Wicked.