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Old 08-12-2008, 08:06 PM   #11
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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Give her a slap.
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lol.
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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Give her a slap.
lol +1
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Old 08-12-2008, 09:10 PM   #14
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What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?


... Nothing. She has already been told twice.
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Old 08-13-2008, 05:05 AM   #15
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A feminist travels to Kabul and is mortified to see that in this country women are made to five paces behind the men.

everywhere she looks she sees men out with their wives, but the wives have to follow dutifully walking five paces behind them.



a few years later, (and more in the present) she travels back to Kabul, but this time she is greeted with a very different sight, now instead of women following five paces behind the men, men are actually walking five paces behind the women.

the feminist is obviously very happy at this change and says "what on earth happened here for this wonderful change to take place like this?"

and her translator says...





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"Land mines"
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hahahaha thats great lolz.
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What's the first thing a woman does when she comes out of a battered wives' home?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her.
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