Long Story Short
I bring liqour to party, girl, and guy go drink VERY strong liqour. Guy and Girl pass out. Guy get up guy go home tell us girl passed out down the street. I go pick up girl with my car who down the street. I bring gril home with help of many. Girl is ok. Girl granny is VERY mad. Girl granny call da Popo. Popo go you arrested you go to jail. I go ah crap okie dokie. I go to jail I waot for 2 hour for daddy. Daddy come. Me wishy daddy not come jail cell better. Daddy VERY MAD. Me grounded for a year. Me ungrounded because of good deed. Me get letter in mail say YOU GO TO COURT TWO DAY BEFORE GERMANY. Me go AH crappy. Me have to pay 35 bucks out of me pocket so me no jail.
Very simple eh?
The logner verison is a LOT LONGER I assure i've had to explain it so many times its not funny. Any questions are ok. Not really ashamed of it. More or less wish the cops would of stayed out of him and the parents deal with it.
I bring liqour to party, girl, and guy go drink VERY strong liqour. Guy and Girl pass out. Guy get up guy go home tell us girl passed out down the street. I go pick up girl with my car who down the street. I bring gril home with help of many. Girl is ok. Girl granny is VERY mad. Girl granny call da Popo. Popo go you arrested you go to jail. I go ah crap okie dokie. I go to jail I waot for 2 hour for daddy. Daddy come. Me wishy daddy not come jail cell better. Daddy VERY MAD. Me grounded for a year. Me ungrounded because of good deed. Me get letter in mail say YOU GO TO COURT TWO DAY BEFORE GERMANY. Me go AH crappy. Me have to pay 35 bucks out of me pocket so me no jail.
Very simple eh?
The logner verison is a LOT LONGER I assure i've had to explain it so many times its not funny. Any questions are ok. Not really ashamed of it. More or less wish the cops would of stayed out of him and the parents deal with it.
