Next time you are on an airplane

superman22x

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What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching
5. Open your internet browser.
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.
7. Breathe deeply and open the site http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.
 
What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching
5. Open your internet browser.
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.
7. Breathe deeply and open the site http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

oh jebus i wish i had a laptop! lol
 
LMFAO Oh my gosh that is great. Probably get you kicked off the plane hahaha.
 
I like how it has seconds, fractions of a second, and the fractions of a fraction of a second.

But really, if you neighbor happens to be an air marshall, be prepared to ride from there to the nearest airport cuffed with a gun pointed at your head.
 
Kicked off the plane would be the least of your worries. More and more airlines have Marshall's on board, So you would be dealt with accordingly....And that goes for the MANY hours if not days the Feds keep you detained for intense questioning.
 
I remember that. But I don't think it would actually work unless you somehow get access to internet on a plane, or somehow saved it into a flash or something.
 
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