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Old 12-10-2004, 06:19 PM   #341
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Now the blue screen of death was blinking a message:"You have 2-day's to get laid...or I will have to shut down the whole neighborhood"

Then it started laughing manically and switched off leaving him to ponder the threat.

So now, Hu'zac was scaried out of his mind, not only was he a virgin, but where was he to find an easy woman ??
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Old 12-10-2004, 10:30 PM   #342
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So he went on down to the local escort service and went up to the guy in the front desk.
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Old 12-11-2004, 01:49 AM   #343
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and then they guy at the desk suddenly help a gun to Hu"Zak's head
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Old 12-11-2004, 07:06 AM   #344
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he found a prefect woman... get laid all nite long and the next day and the next day......
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Old 12-11-2004, 03:59 PM   #345
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Lol, now that Hu'zac got him some, he was now ready to check in w/his crazy , self aware, pile of computer chips
of a computer.

He gently pushed the power button, just then...
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Old 12-11-2004, 04:32 PM   #346
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he realised nobody knew who he was or where he comes from! After crying to himself he sent everybody an e-mail saying to go here to learn of his existance. Then his Dell computer exploded, and he phoned customer support...
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and they couldnt help him cause none of tehm spoke any english!!!
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and they told him to soak his comp in soapy water for 45 minutes, with lysol to remove viruses
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what stupidity!!!
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so Hu'zak got mad at this tech support woman whose nake was Kim, and decided to.......
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