Neverending Story...

[135791]

Hu'Zak (an evil bunny Lord) was busy dragon fishing in his Lava River when... A huge shadow appeared under the lava, very close to him...
A gaint moth came and bit his ear off… He jumped up and took his sword out "Thou hast biten my ear off! I demand satisfaction!"
Hu'Zak was prepared to fight the giant moth, when 12 more appeared out of nowhere!
The largest of the moths, spoke first...
"We have been sent by our king, to capure you, and take you to his kingdom"
"YOU WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE," Screamed Hu'Zak heroically, and fearlessly plunged into battle with the moths. Hu'Zak battled wildly with the moths, only to soon realize that they were invincible! "there has to be another way" thought Hu'Zak...
Suddenly it came to him. What do moths hate? SPIDER WEBS! Hu'Zak let out a desperate high pitched screech and in no time the theme music to Spiderman was playing and Spidey himself came web-slinging through the air.
But the moths were too evil! they attacked spiderman, and spiderman was killed (no spiderman3) suddenly, Hu'Zak saw a grenade launcher, laying on the ground behind him...
He instantly took the grenade launcher and placed it on his shoulder, he said some various cleche' cheesy line and let the moths have it, soon there was a gunky-mucusy-pile of dead moth...
Hu'Zak brushed himself off, and began heading back to his lair, but on his way, he came accoss this strange cave. He went towards the cave when he heard a vioce saying "come here my child"
A dirty, warty witch appeared from the darkness, she exclaimed "sleep with me and I will turn into a beautiful princess!"

Hu'Zak sat there and thought about it then replied "how much will you pay

(this is turning into another dirty sex story)

 

[CoMpUtaFrEek]

Hu'Zak (an evil bunny Lord) was busy dragon fishing in his Lava River when... A huge shadow appeared under the lava, very close to him...
A gaint moth came and bit his ear off… He jumped up and took his sword out "Thou hast biten my ear off! I demand satisfaction!"
Hu'Zak was prepared to fight the giant moth, when 12 more appeared out of nowhere!
The largest of the moths, spoke first...
"We have been sent by our king, to capure you, and take you to his kingdom"
"YOU WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE," Screamed Hu'Zak heroically, and fearlessly plunged into battle with the moths. Hu'Zak battled wildly with the moths, only to soon realize that they were invincible! "there has to be another way" thought Hu'Zak...
Suddenly it came to him. What do moths hate? SPIDER WEBS! Hu'Zak let out a desperate high pitched screech and in no time the theme music to Spiderman was playing and Spidey himself came web-slinging through the air.
But the moths were too evil! they attacked spiderman, and spiderman was killed (no spiderman3) suddenly, Hu'Zak saw a grenade launcher, laying on the ground behind him...
He instantly took the grenade launcher and placed it on his shoulder, he said some various cleche' cheesy line and let the moths have it, soon there was a gunky-mucusy-pile of dead moth...
Hu'Zak brushed himself off, and began heading back to his lair, but on his way, he came accoss this strange cave. He went towards the cave when he heard a vioce saying "come here my child"
A dirty, warty witch appeared from the darkness, she exclaimed "sleep with me and I will turn into a beautiful princess!"
Hu'Zak sat there and thought about it then replied "how much will you pay?"

"How much do you charge BIG BOY?" asked the witch (LOL)

 

[135791]

Hu'Zak (an evil bunny Lord) was busy dragon fishing in his Lava River when... A huge shadow appeared under the lava, very close to him...
A gaint moth came and bit his ear off… He jumped up and took his sword out "Thou hast biten my ear off! I demand satisfaction!"
Hu'Zak was prepared to fight the giant moth, when 12 more appeared out of nowhere!
The largest of the moths, spoke first...
"We have been sent by our king, to capure you, and take you to his kingdom"
"YOU WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE," Screamed Hu'Zak heroically, and fearlessly plunged into battle with the moths. Hu'Zak battled wildly with the moths, only to soon realize that they were invincible! "there has to be another way" thought Hu'Zak...
Suddenly it came to him. What do moths hate? SPIDER WEBS! Hu'Zak let out a desperate high pitched screech and in no time the theme music to Spiderman was playing and Spidey himself came web-slinging through the air.
But the moths were too evil! they attacked spiderman, and spiderman was killed (no spiderman3) suddenly, Hu'Zak saw a grenade launcher, laying on the ground behind him...
He instantly took the grenade launcher and placed it on his shoulder, he said some various cleche' cheesy line and let the moths have it, soon there was a gunky-mucusy-pile of dead moth...
Hu'Zak brushed himself off, and began heading back to his lair, but on his way, he came accoss this strange cave. He went towards the cave when he heard a vioce saying "come here my child"
A dirty, warty witch appeared from the darkness, she exclaimed "sleep with me and I will turn into a beautiful princess!"
Hu'Zak sat there and thought about it then replied "how much will you pay?"
"How much do you charge BIG BOY?" asked the witch

Hu'zak replied "well its charged hourly it starts at....

(This is just wrong)

 

[Lord Kalthorn]

Hu'Zak (an evil bunny Lord) was busy dragon fishing in his Lava River when... A huge shadow appeared under the lava, very close to him...
A gaint moth came and bit his ear off… He jumped up and took his sword out "Thou hast biten my ear off! I demand satisfaction!"
Hu'Zak was prepared to fight the giant moth, when 12 more appeared out of nowhere!
The largest of the moths, spoke first...
"We have been sent by our king, to capure you, and take you to his kingdom"
"YOU WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE," Screamed Hu'Zak heroically, and fearlessly plunged into battle with the moths. Hu'Zak battled wildly with the moths, only to soon realize that they were invincible! "there has to be another way" thought Hu'Zak...
Suddenly it came to him. What do moths hate? SPIDER WEBS! Hu'Zak let out a desperate high pitched screech and in no time the theme music to Spiderman was playing and Spidey himself came web-slinging through the air.
But the moths were too evil! they attacked spiderman, and spiderman was killed (no spiderman3) suddenly, Hu'Zak saw a grenade launcher, laying on the ground behind him...
He instantly took the grenade launcher and placed it on his shoulder, he said some various cleche' cheesy line and let the moths have it, soon there was a gunky-mucusy-pile of dead moth...
Hu'Zak brushed himself off, and began heading back to his lair, but on his way, he came accoss this strange cave. He went towards the cave when he heard a vioce saying "come here my child"
A dirty, warty witch appeared from the darkness, she exclaimed "sleep with me and I will turn into a beautiful princess!"
Hu'Zak sat there and thought about it then replied "how much will you pay?"
"How much do you charge BIG BOY?" asked the witch
Hu'zak replied "well its charged hourly it starts at....

"Your life slutty dirty old witch!" Hu'Zak cut the witches head off; sparing the world of what Computer Freak will turn this into if it isn't stopped. He then ran out of the cave and started skipping merilly...

 

[crazyman143]

Hu'Zak (an evil bunny Lord) was busy dragon fishing in his Lava River when... A huge shadow appeared under the lava, very close to him...
A gaint moth came and bit his ear off… He jumped up and took his sword out "Thou hast biten my ear off! I demand satisfaction!"
Hu'Zak was prepared to fight the giant moth, when 12 more appeared out of nowhere!
The largest of the moths, spoke first...
"We have been sent by our king, to capure you, and take you to his kingdom"
"YOU WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE," Screamed Hu'Zak heroically, and fearlessly plunged into battle with the moths. Hu'Zak battled wildly with the moths, only to soon realize that they were invincible! "there has to be another way" thought Hu'Zak...
Suddenly it came to him. What do moths hate? SPIDER WEBS! Hu'Zak let out a desperate high pitched screech and in no time the theme music to Spiderman was playing and Spidey himself came web-slinging through the air.
But the moths were too evil! they attacked spiderman, and spiderman was killed (no spiderman3) suddenly, Hu'Zak saw a grenade launcher, laying on the ground behind him...
He instantly took the grenade launcher and placed it on his shoulder, he said some various cleche' cheesy line and let the moths have it, soon there was a gunky-mucusy-pile of dead moth...
Hu'Zak brushed himself off, and began heading back to his lair, but on his way, he came accoss this strange cave. He went towards the cave when he heard a vioce saying "come here my child"
A dirty, warty witch appeared from the darkness, she exclaimed "sleep with me and I will turn into a beautiful princess!"
Hu'Zak sat there and thought about it then replied "how much will you pay?"
"How much do you charge BIG BOY?" asked the witch
Hu'zak replied "well its charged hourly it starts at....

"Your life slutty dirty old witch!" Hu'Zak cut the witches head off; sparing the world of what Computer Freak will turn this into if it isn't stopped. He then ran out of the cave and started skipping merilly...

He kept moving, until he noticed a deep, dark hole in the ground, with a ladder leading down it, Hu'zak began to climb down the ladder...

 

[CoMpUtaFrEek]

Hu'Zak (an evil bunny Lord) was busy dragon fishing in his Lava River when... A huge shadow appeared under the lava, very close to him...
A gaint moth came and bit his ear off… He jumped up and took his sword out "Thou hast biten my ear off! I demand satisfaction!"
Hu'Zak was prepared to fight the giant moth, when 12 more appeared out of nowhere!
The largest of the moths, spoke first...
"We have been sent by our king, to capure you, and take you to his kingdom"
"YOU WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE," Screamed Hu'Zak heroically, and fearlessly plunged into battle with the moths. Hu'Zak battled wildly with the moths, only to soon realize that they were invincible! "there has to be another way" thought Hu'Zak...
Suddenly it came to him. What do moths hate? SPIDER WEBS! Hu'Zak let out a desperate high pitched screech and in no time the theme music to Spiderman was playing and Spidey himself came web-slinging through the air.
But the moths were too evil! they attacked spiderman, and spiderman was killed (no spiderman3) suddenly, Hu'Zak saw a grenade launcher, laying on the ground behind him...
He instantly took the grenade launcher and placed it on his shoulder, he said some various cleche' cheesy line and let the moths have it, soon there was a gunky-mucusy-pile of dead moth...
Hu'Zak brushed himself off, and began heading back to his lair, but on his way, he came accoss this strange cave. He went towards the cave when he heard a vioce saying "come here my child"
A dirty, warty witch appeared from the darkness, she exclaimed "sleep with me and I will turn into a beautiful princess!"
Hu'Zak sat there and thought about it then replied "how much will you pay?"
"How much do you charge BIG BOY?" asked the witch
Hu'zak replied "well its charged hourly it starts at.. Your life slutty dirty old witch!" Hu'Zak cut the witches head off; sparing the world of what Computer Freak will turn this into if it isn't stopped. He then ran out of the cave and started skipping merilly...

(LMFAO)

Suddenly a huge toad wearing a crown appeared from a sewer tunnel, he said...
He kept moving, until he noticed a deep, dark hole in the ground, with a ladder leading down it, Hu'zak began to climb down the ladder...

 

[Lord Kalthorn]

Lol - I think maybe we should only include the last 10 lines - to keep it short.

Suddenly it came to him. What do moths hate? SPIDER WEBS! Hu'Zak let out a desperate high pitched screech and in no time the theme music to Spiderman was playing and Spidey himself came web-slinging through the air.
But the moths were too evil! they attacked spiderman, and spiderman was killed (no spiderman3) suddenly, Hu'Zak saw a grenade launcher, laying on the ground behind him...
He instantly took the grenade launcher and placed it on his shoulder, he said some various cleche' cheesy line and let the moths have it, soon there was a gunky-mucusy-pile of dead moth...
Hu'Zak brushed himself off, and began heading back to his lair, but on his way, he came accoss this strange cave. He went towards the cave when he heard a vioce saying "come here my child"
A dirty, warty witch appeared from the darkness, she exclaimed "sleep with me and I will turn into a beautiful princess!"
Hu'Zak sat there and thought about it then replied "how much will you pay?"
"How much do you charge BIG BOY?" asked the witch
Hu'zak replied "well its charged hourly it starts at.. Your life slutty dirty old witch!" Hu'Zak cut the witches head off; sparing the world of what Computer Freak will turn this into if it isn't stopped. He then ran out of the cave and started skipping merilly...
Suddenly a huge toad wearing a crown appeared from a sewer tunnel, he said...
He kept moving, until he noticed a deep, dark hole in the ground, with a ladder leading down it, Hu'zak began to climb down the ladder...

He climbed and climbed down until he found the bottom; it was dark, and then suddenly lights came on and at the back of the cave was Napoleon in a Tutu...

 

[CoMpUtaFrEek]

But the moths were too evil! they attacked spiderman, and spiderman was killed (no spiderman3) suddenly, Hu'Zak saw a grenade launcher, laying on the ground behind him...
He instantly took the grenade launcher and placed it on his shoulder, he said some various cleche' cheesy line and let the moths have it, soon there was a gunky-mucusy-pile of dead moth...
Hu'Zak brushed himself off, and began heading back to his lair, but on his way, he came accoss this strange cave. He went towards the cave when he heard a vioce saying "come here my child"
A dirty, warty witch appeared from the darkness, she exclaimed "sleep with me and I will turn into a beautiful princess!"
Hu'Zak sat there and thought about it then replied "how much will you pay?"
"How much do you charge BIG BOY?" asked the witch
Hu'zak replied "well its charged hourly it starts at.. Your life slutty dirty old witch!" Hu'Zak cut the witches head off; sparing the world of what Computer Freak will turn this into if it isn't stopped. He then ran out of the cave and started skipping merilly...
Suddenly a huge toad wearing a crown appeared from a sewer tunnel, ignoring it, he kept moving, until he noticed a deep, dark hole in the ground, with a ladder leading down it, Hu'zak began to climb down the ladder. He climbed and climbed down until he found the bottom; it was dark, and then suddenly lights came on and at the back of the cave was Napoleon in a Tutu...

"What the fuck are you doing in a Tutu?" asked Hu'Zak, half expecting a reasonable answer...

 

[crazyman143]

But the moths were too evil! they attacked spiderman, and spiderman was killed (no spiderman3) suddenly, Hu'Zak saw a grenade launcher, laying on the ground behind him...
He instantly took the grenade launcher and placed it on his shoulder, he said some various cleche' cheesy line and let the moths have it, soon there was a gunky-mucusy-pile of dead moth...
Hu'Zak brushed himself off, and began heading back to his lair, but on his way, he came accoss this strange cave. He went towards the cave when he heard a vioce saying "come here my child"
A dirty, warty witch appeared from the darkness, she exclaimed "sleep with me and I will turn into a beautiful princess!"
Hu'Zak sat there and thought about it then replied "how much will you pay?"
"How much do you charge BIG BOY?" asked the witch
Hu'zak replied "well its charged hourly it starts at.. Your life slutty dirty old witch!" Hu'Zak cut the witches head off; sparing the world of what Computer Freak will turn this into if it isn't stopped. He then ran out of the cave and started skipping merilly...
Suddenly a huge toad wearing a crown appeared from a sewer tunnel, ignoring it, he kept moving, until he noticed a deep, dark hole in the ground, with a ladder leading down it, Hu'zak began to climb down the ladder. He climbed and climbed down until he found the bottom; it was dark, and then suddenly lights came on and at the back of the cave was Napoleon in a Tutu...
"What the fuck are you doing in a Tutu?" asked Hu'Zak, half expecting a reasonable answer...

"What the f*ck are you doing in MY hole in the ground? It's none of your business if I'm in a Tutu!"

 

[Lord Kalthorn]

Hu'Zak brushed himself off, and began heading back to his lair, but on his way, he came accoss this strange cave. He went towards the cave when he heard a vioce saying "come here my child"
A dirty, warty witch appeared from the darkness, she exclaimed "sleep with me and I will turn into a beautiful princess!"
Hu'Zak sat there and thought about it then replied "how much will you pay?"
"How much do you charge BIG BOY?" asked the witch
Hu'zak replied "well its charged hourly it starts at.. Your life slutty dirty old witch!" Hu'Zak cut the witches head off; sparing the world of what Computer Freak will turn this into if it isn't stopped. He then ran out of the cave and started skipping merilly...
Suddenly a huge toad wearing a crown appeared from a sewer tunnel, ignoring it, he kept moving, until he noticed a deep, dark hole in the ground, with a ladder leading down it, Hu'zak began to climb down the ladder. He climbed and climbed down until he found the bottom; it was dark, and then suddenly lights came on and at the back of the cave was Napoleon in a Tutu...
"What the fuck are you doing in a Tutu?" asked Hu'Zak, half expecting a reasonable answer...
"What the f*ck are you doing in MY hole in the ground? It's none of your business if I'm in a Tutu!"

Hu'Zak noticed Napoleon was wearing his Tutu. "Hey, thats my Tutu! Give it to me at once!"...