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Old 07-27-2005, 11:11 PM   #11
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Life Before the Computer

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out!

Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!

Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!

Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!
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Old 07-28-2005, 03:09 AM   #12
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"Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that."

Omg, I could have never thought that I could laugh so much to a haiku.
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Old 07-28-2005, 03:40 AM   #13
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Life Before the Computer

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out!

Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!

Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!

Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!
Rofl
Where did you get that ??
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Old 07-28-2005, 08:26 AM   #14
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One OS to rule them all
One OS to find them
One OS to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them
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Old 07-28-2005, 09:39 AM   #15
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One OS to rule them all
One OS to find them
One OS to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them
LMAO.
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Old 07-28-2005, 10:02 AM   #16
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(...In the lands of Redmond where the shadows lie....)
*snicker*
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Old 07-28-2005, 03:56 PM   #17
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Redmond is lovely!

Has nobody seen the Sky Pictures of Microsoft?! It is green and lovely.
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Old 07-29-2005, 01:53 AM   #18
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Rofl
Where did you get that ??
It was emailed to me from one of my buddy!
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Old 07-29-2005, 07:35 PM   #19
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*Chases you with a stick*

That was alright, I don't like Microsoft. I've been using my dad's laptop with linux and linspire.
...stab stab stab
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Old 07-30-2005, 03:51 AM   #20
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Microsoft has finaly saved us some time. This new pad brings a little more convenience to the most frequently used keys.

http://www.venividi.org/fiodorov/pho...rl_alt_del.jpg
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