nice idea. I hope it works.
That's kinda like one of my friend sending an e-mail (I helped him a bit with it) to our government because they sent him instructions & the bill to get a fishing license. Of course you don't have to pay it if you don't want to, but he just didn't like people sending letters to him. So he sent an e-mail to them saying stuff like "You have deeply offended me & my religion by even suggesting that I would harm a helpless creature. I'm a buddhist so harming a piece of nature is something I would never do." and stuff like that.
I don't think he has got a reply yet, but I sure as hell know that the one to read that e-mail is literally going to rofl!