My ex has gone crazy

LMAO that's a great idea!

If she was hot I'd of added

"But ya know if you wanna hook up with a quick bang I'll get a room for a night"

In Korea they have special hotels you can hire the room by the hour.
 
I've got it, follow these 2 simple steps:

1) Log into ebay. Say you are offering a date with a lady, highest bidder wins. The highest bidder must be able to get to Seoul on <insert winning date and time>. They must also supply a photo.

2) Email her saying... I have changed a lot in 4 years too, heres my photo <insert photo of winner> meet me in Seoul on <insert winning date and time>

LMFAO. Bonus points if the winning person is of another race. Extra bonus points if they only speak Korean.
 
The funny thing is - Imagine the sorts / types of people that would be bidding on this sort of auction! Some cracking photos I bet too.

Plus you earn yourself a tidy little sum! ;)
 
you should have lied and said you were going to a completely different country. Then get a disposable cell phone and give her the number so she can call you. Then tell her a bunch of random places in that country where you say you are and she'll keep calling saying she can't find you. You can just do it to amuse yourself
 
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