We really need to get some energy going into these forums. Let's have a contest. We will have different categories.
We will have a vote for each category and appoint the winner the title of ComputerForums.org's _______.
For example, I nominate Trivium Nate for Mr. Indecisive.
Since no one can even come close to competing with him for that, he wins the title!
Trivium Nate is now ComputerForums.org's Mr. Indecisive.