Movie Lines

[Delux]

Iraq Guard: "...its okay, he is prisoner, its okay"

George Clooney: *slap* "get him up"

Three Kings

 

[Tommy Boy]

"I fart in your general direction!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"

The youngins on the forum probably won't have seen that movie.

 

[Celegorm]

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"

The youngins on the forum probably won't have seen that movie.

Can't speak for the rest of them, but I have

Favorite scene from that movie:

King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?

 

[Atomic Rooster]

Would that be an African or European swallow?

 

[Legodude522]

I posted a Monty Python reference before on the forum. Thankfully foothead caught it.

http://www.computerforums.org/showthread.php?t=95432

 

[winslow33]

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"

The youngins on the forum probably won't have seen that movie.

haha, i saw it!

 

[mikee]

monty python and the holy grail FTW!

 

[jmacavali]

Can't speak for the rest of them, but I have

Nor can I, but my Dad and me used to watch it all the time. Blazing Saddles as well....

 

[eslfish]

The Shawshank Redemption

Red: Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.

 

[Legodude522]

"Merry Christmas bitches!"

Collins in RENT.