lol @ d-lew
I am a walrus. I type using my flippers. Hee.
i geeked the f***k out at that lmfao..
I know you will never believe me, but i seriously i found this on newegg in the CONS section of a Microsoft Keyboard review
Let me describe the perfect date: I take her out to a nice dinner. She looks amazing. Some guy tries to hit on her... now he wants to fight- so I grab him- I throw him into the jukebox! Then the other ninja's got a knife, he comes at me, we grapple, I turn his knife on him. Blood on the dance floor. She's scared now. I take her home. I'm holding her in my arms. I reach in for a kiss... I hear something in the leaves, I flip her around, she gets a poison arrow right in her back. She was in on it the whole time... but I knew.
I've saved it on a notepad to laugh at it once and awhile. funny shit