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Old 05-30-2005, 12:41 PM   #11
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wow, so they like kill them off slowly?
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Old 05-30-2005, 12:55 PM   #12
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Those are all great.
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Old 05-30-2005, 01:07 PM   #13
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what colour does a smurf go if you strangle them?
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lmao, those are all great

i love this one:
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
thats great
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those are freakin hilarious...
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If you were on msn and someone said:

How do you smoke?
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Old 05-30-2005, 04:48 PM   #18
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why is it that when u blow air into a dogs face he ges pi$$ed off, but the first thing he does when he gets in the car is stick his head out the window???

as for the kamikazee pilots needing helmets theres a reason for that and it is that it contains the communications gear in the helmet so they know what to target and so on!

why do crutons come in a packet to keep the fresh?... arent they just stale bread anyway?

the only stupid question ive heard: "Is this a stupid question?"

where does your lap go when you stand up???

if a cat has no legs... what does it land on???

what would jeronimoe say when he jumped out of the plane???
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