Haha. Cannon Printer Vegaslon!?
Pants... they're trousers
Make up your own language by all means but don't try and make out its proper English.
What the Devil is Fashion Elite? Haha, the Fashion Police! On the streets 24/7 to sort out those who don't understand the rules. Ready to use Irresistable Force :P Sounds like a crappy Cartoon Network Program.
Haha, Lizard? Rather you than me.