Ohh...man I try not to get drunk, I'm a very...confrontational drunk haha. But here is my reviews of the alcohols I've had.
Beer: I can't drink that lizard piss
just can't get past the taste haha
Smirnof: Barely alcohol, tastes good though.
Jager: Good stuff, milder, tastes like cough syrup to me though.
Whiskey: Tastes the worst to me, to me it's awful lol
Saki: Has a nice taste, don't burn to awful bad.
Tequila: Burns like hell...
Vodka: Tastes like hand sanitizer and burns worse than Tequila
Moonshine: It burns the worst and will f*** you up.