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Old 11-03-2009, 09:47 PM   #1
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Default This man loves his cars.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...1000-cars.html

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Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.

But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.
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Old 11-03-2009, 09:54 PM   #2
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WTF??

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Old 11-03-2009, 09:55 PM   #3
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ok now wtf lol

thats almost as bad as watching Bruno...
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:58 PM   #4
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Reminds me of the woman that's in love with an amusement part ride.
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Old 11-03-2009, 11:03 PM   #5
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Reminds me of the woman that's in love with an amusement part ride.
What I was about to say, but got distracted on Forza.
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Old 11-03-2009, 11:17 PM   #6
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I just don't get it..
I get people who go gay. You know they are just attracted to the same sex no big deal.
I get people who are straight.
Both of which have the factor of another human. With feelings...

But an inanimate object...
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So...... how does it work?
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So...... how does it work?
haha, its just a fleshlight mounted into a car bumper
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Or the exhaust pipe.
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Old 11-04-2009, 03:21 AM   #10
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This guy is screwed up beyond imagination.
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