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Old 11-23-2006, 08:37 PM   #1
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Talking Love dress

A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.

She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was
shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally
naked.

Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for John to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
answered..

"But you're naked!" The mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress." The daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"John loves me to wear this dress." She explained.

"It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress,
he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours. He
can't get enough of me".

The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed,
showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a
romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying
there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" He asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.

"Needs ironing, " he said - "What's for dinner?"
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Old 11-23-2006, 08:53 PM   #2
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thats hilarious lol nice one!
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Old 11-23-2006, 09:34 PM   #3
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Hahahahaha!
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Old 11-24-2006, 03:45 AM   #4
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Ha ha
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Old 11-24-2006, 03:54 AM   #5
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Funny, but sexist.
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Funny, simple
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Old 11-24-2006, 07:08 AM   #7
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!!! Lol
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Old 11-24-2006, 09:43 AM   #8
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its not sexist. its just saying that the woman has wrinkly skin....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by coppa
Funny, but sexist.

Get a life.............
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Haha, that was pretty funny!
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