Id be ashamed of it, id never be able to go out with my mates again, they would rip me to pieces, especially if we where out one night and the song GOOD VIBRATIONS came on, Id keep it quiet if I were you lol.
A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windsreen, Embarrassed and to spare her two sons innocence, the mother turns around and says"don't worry that was an insect" to which one of the sons replies"I'm surprised it could get of the ground with a xxxx like that