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Old 02-11-2007, 03:35 PM   #1
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Talking Little Mary

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
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Old 02-11-2007, 03:43 PM   #2
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hahahaha thats hilarious!
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Old 02-11-2007, 04:01 PM   #3
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dude, where do you keep getting all these from?
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Old 02-11-2007, 04:05 PM   #4
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ROFLMFAO! Hahahahaha...

God that's hilarious...
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Old 02-11-2007, 05:24 PM   #5
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I read this on funnyjunk.com over a year ago. Still funny though.
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Old 02-11-2007, 06:02 PM   #6
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good stuff man
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Old 02-11-2007, 06:42 PM   #7
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Yeah, an oldie but a goodie.
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haha its new to me. im literally laughing out load
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Old 02-11-2007, 06:53 PM   #9
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very good!
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Old 02-11-2007, 07:25 PM   #10
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I always hear a version where it was a man and his wife at church, but same difference.
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