The Story... said:
One day it was snowing when purple haze fell out from the radioactive waste from making goat cheese while doing my homework naked with porn hands when Jim grasped my ass while masturbating period. Next we day Jim blazed crack yesterday I had masterbated outside with your girlfriend and straddled her pinky-finger into my rear-hole period. This story is not retarded Like Anna-Nicole-Smith child rapist primate douche-bad didn't makenosense so sloths have hairy butts that smell like shit so just jump off a house period. Then we masturbate like my dog period. People eat cheese quavers when cows fell down my pants that have bags under my bed period Lhuser has no chesitcles in a large poop dressed thing cuz I ate myself while backflipping a horse then died with possibly millions of spots out on his ass even though they were hungry for hump-back whale soup period. Then we went to watch a special movies period. But suddenly tons were surprised with big red giraffes eating oats from a can of oats are chewy when uncooked in urine period. Start finish go to complicate them randomly when unexpectedly...
