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Old 06-06-2005, 04:36 PM   #1
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Lesson Learned
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I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, quite a lot indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations.

So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once.

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.



I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house.

Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased; you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Old 06-06-2005, 04:47 PM   #2
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Was the sweat running down your back when you walked out the door and saw who was there?
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Old 06-06-2005, 04:50 PM   #3
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Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased...

Whose husband? You meant her Father? Congrads. When will you give up what George Washington fought for - Freedom, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness? Will you invite all of us - all expenses (airfares, hotels, food, etc) paid?
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Old 06-06-2005, 05:14 PM   #4
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Ain't me in that story. That was sent to me by my bud in San Juan PR.
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Old 06-06-2005, 05:25 PM   #5
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That's like the one where I was at the dinner table with her family and she reached for the gravy and her breast flopped out. Being a quick thinker I yelled "look out the Window" Every one did and there were 2 dogs screwing on the lawn. Needless to say, I was never invited back.
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Old 06-06-2005, 05:27 PM   #6
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Wow, good test they thought up.
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Ain't me in that story. That was sent to me by my bud in San Juan PR.
Cute little gif file though...
That would be the ultimate test, that's if she was really good looking though. Anything like my MIL she's as ugly as a hatfull of...

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That's like the one where I was at the dinner table with her family and she reached for the gravy and her breast flopped out. Being a quick thinker I yelled "look out the Window" Every one did and there were 2 dogs screwing on the lawn. Needless to say, I was never invited back.
...and you think I'm bad per.


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Old 06-07-2005, 12:23 AM   #8
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Dude that was really a cool test, i'm glad you did the right thing, if you could'nt control the urge, it would have screwed up the whole relationship you worked so hard towards too.

i know that the mother-in-law would'nt have gone through w/it, but she would have told your fiance the whole story.
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LMAO. Leave your condoms in the car.
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Old 06-08-2005, 02:28 PM   #10
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lol... That's good. That would be funny to do to someone.
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