iamchickenlover if you want to see a scary wal mart full of weird things come to my local wal mart.
- Sometimes you will see (one) of our towns local weirdos, he's a crazy black guy everyone calls "Smiley" who walks around holding a stick like it's a rifle. He'll walk around directing traffic yelling odd things sometimes at certain times of the month he'll ask for money....usually with something like "Gimme some money! o ima hitch u wif muh stick!"
- There also a lady who works in the hardware section of Wal Mart who looks EXACTLY like Don Vito. I'm talking height, weight and the face, I swear it's not a mild resemblance or a fat person joke she is a freakin' Don Vito with breasts.
- There's also a red haired midget who looks like a Leprechaun.
- We sadly also have our share of HardKore Rednecks
I'm talkin' Jerry Springer material...really fat women with bleached hair with visible dark roots, tramp stamps and skin tight shorts with their skinny bean pole husbands dressed head to toe in camo fatigues, wearing dale earnheart jr hats with dips of tobacco the size of my fist in their mouths spitting into coors light cans that are cut in half resting in miller light drink huggers. Not to mention their obese, rock throwing hellians (aka kids) with their mustard stained wrestling shirts, cut off shorts with pasty legs wearing tube socks and cowboy boots. Thankfully there aren't to awful many folks like that