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Old 11-30-2006, 11:33 AM   #1
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Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 cell.
AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they are called managers.




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lol.
Now if you'd only need to spend 8h in prison daily, and get payed for it...
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Old 11-30-2006, 11:42 AM   #3
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Now THAT would make a living!
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Old 11-30-2006, 11:44 AM   #4
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How true. Don't forget, if you take away cocaine from someone in prision or take away their cable tv its against their human rights!
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i really don't want an office cubicle job. I'll take prison instead.
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Old 11-30-2006, 11:59 AM   #6
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How true. Don't forget, if you take away cocaine from someone in prision or take away their cable tv its against their human rights!
lol. But jails are way too good places right now. At least over here they are. Some homeless people actually commit a crime during autumn so they get a jail sentence of about 6 months. (but this really isn't a problem since there are very few people without homes here) They do that since during the winter it's damn cold over here, so they need to get inside. So they go to jail because it's really not a bad place at all. I think they should just take out all of the tv's etc from jails, just give them a week old newspaper once in a while. It needs to be a punishment that people would be afraid of.
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erm, makes sense let me go murder some guy. That way I get a bigger work space
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that list forgot one thing.
at work.....you could meet a pretty girl and end up with a nice girlfriend.
in prison....you are the pretty girl.
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Old 11-30-2006, 02:33 PM   #9
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erm, makes sense let me go murder some guy. That way I get a bigger work space
don't forget the other benefits of a free college education as a part of your rehabilitation...
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Sweet information Thanks but i dont plan on going to prision any time soon
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