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Old 02-12-2005, 05:27 PM   #31
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" My name is Maximum Aritimus Decemus, Commander and General of the armies of the north, loyal servent of the true emperor: Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I shall have my vengence, in this life or the next"

Nah - tis 'My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, Loyal Servent of the true Emperor: Marcus Aurelius, Father to a murdered Son, Husband to a murdered Wife, and I shall have my vengence, in this life or the next'

But then again - I watch that far too much
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Old 02-12-2005, 05:41 PM   #32
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why was the brush late?

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Becasue it over-slept.

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Old 02-12-2005, 05:43 PM   #34
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cant be arsed to read that
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Lol - I don't get it?
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lol, I posted it on the wrong thread, damn i am so "cocked out of my ass"
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Old 02-12-2005, 05:48 PM   #37
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lol thnx LK i was goner read that, and it would have been a waste of time lol
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Nah - tis 'My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, Loyal Servent of the true Emperor: Marcus Aurelius, Father to a murdered Son, Husband to a murdered Wife, and I shall have my vengence, in this life or the next'
Dude, i'm close enough, leave me alone
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Haha, but its not his speach!
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Locked thread.
Reasons; Thread started with good intentions, but degenerated.
Lord Kalthorne came close to having action taken, but no doubt he would say that he was just quoting Jokes.com, nevertheless the content should not have been displayed, borderline case, perhaps if a certain other mod had been present, it might have been another story.
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