Okay, now really:
USA Today released a new poll: Apparently 3/4th of the people make up 75% of the population.
Programming is a race between programmers making bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe making bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.
Cop: Homer SImpson, you are being arrested, pull your car over NOW!!
Homer: THere's no spot!!
Cop: Sure there is, how about right there?
Homer: Not enough shade!