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A man goes to vegas, gambling away he soon relizises he has only 5$ left not enough for his flight home, he wonders the street in a panick and soon finds himself strolling down a alley when he comes across a sign in neon lights "RODEO COMPETION $100.000 PRIZE. $5 A GO" he has a quick think then walks in to place , the bloke says have you got insurance, no he replys so the man said , if you sign this no compensation for injury form il let you in.
He signs goes in and waits his turn, after watching a few people fall off the world champion has ago. 1min 2 min 3mim 4min wow 5mins a new world record, then its the mans turn he jumps on the bull and away he went 1min 2min 3min 5min 10 min 30 min after 1hour they stop the contest , the man celebrates and goes to pick up his prize, the guy on the door says before i give you the money how did you do it?
He replies MY WIFES AN EPILEPTIC!!!
He signs goes in and waits his turn, after watching a few people fall off the world champion has ago. 1min 2 min 3mim 4min wow 5mins a new world record, then its the mans turn he jumps on the bull and away he went 1min 2min 3min 5min 10 min 30 min after 1hour they stop the contest , the man celebrates and goes to pick up his prize, the guy on the door says before i give you the money how did you do it?
He replies MY WIFES AN EPILEPTIC!!!