Some of the best bumper stickers
The box said Windows 2000 or better. So I installed Linux.
Use the best: Linux for servers, Mac for graphics, Windows for Solitaire.
I found Jesus - he was behind the sofa all the time.
If you can read this, I've lost the trailer!
Stoplights timed for 30 mph are also timed for 60 mph.
I didn't climb all the way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
The last time politics and religion were mixed, people were burned at the stake.
Rehab is for quitters.
West Virginia: One million people, and 15 last names.
The trouble with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
If going to church makes you a Christian, does going into a garage make you a car?
In America, anyone can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Your kid may be an Honor Student, but YOU'RE still an idiot.
WWJD (Who Wants Jelly Donuts?)
Well, at least the war on the environment is going well.
Jesus loves me, this I know - that is why I don't drive slow!
Squirrels - nature's speed bumps.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
Carpe Diem = Seize the day. Carp In Denim = Fish in pants.