Originally Posted by mammikoura
actually we have just been here waiting for you to come and post one of your jokes
Ah right, here ya go then
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your Mom.
Q: How do you know when you're REALLY ugly?
A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
A: Because they have cotton balls.
Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
A: Say, "Nice Dick."
Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends