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Old 03-05-2007, 07:23 PM   #11
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Old 03-05-2007, 08:26 PM   #12
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lol took a second for me to get it
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Ewww... lmao
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Old 03-06-2007, 05:59 AM   #14
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Haha!
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Old 03-06-2007, 06:08 AM   #15
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Talking Med school

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them: "In medicine, it Is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is That you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger up the arse of the corpse, withdrew it and then stuck his finger in his mouth." Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger up the arse of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my Middle finger and sucked on my Index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
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OMG lmao unlucky
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Old 03-06-2007, 06:11 AM   #17
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hahaha lmao!
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lol my sister told me this one last year. one of her teachers in nursing school told it to her.
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Coming from the suggestion forum.. post all your jokes here!!

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A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."

The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

"Just rub toilet paper between them."

Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"

"I don't know, but it worked for your ass."
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