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Old 03-05-2007, 05:02 PM   #1
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{edit} WOOHOO it didn't time out this time!!! well anyways, i heard this on at school today and i thought i would share it. enjoy.

Just as a quick warning, the end is on a subject matter that "Most parents would not find acceptable to views under the age of 17" to quote Adult Swim.



One monday after work, three male friends met up at a local bar to hang out and relax after a hard day.



Like they always do, they told stories to see who got the most drunk last night. The first man started, "Dudes, i got soo drunk last night i blew chunks".



"Oh, thats nothing. I got so drunk last night, i passed out at a stoplight and woke up in jail. I barly got out in time to get to work!"



"You guys think you've had it bad? I was so drunk that on my way home i picked up a hooker and brought her home. When my wife woke up this morning she freaked and i had no idea why."



After a few seconds man one replys: "Uh... maybe i should clarify...... 'Chunks' is my dog."
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Old 03-05-2007, 05:04 PM   #2
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LMFAO!!! That's gross as hell but funny as f***.
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LMFAO!!! That's gross as hell but funny as f***.
lol i know. my friend wispered it to me in 3rd hour. i don't know how he kept a strait face, but i was almost kicked outta class i was laughing soo hard. I could barly breath!
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Haha......an oldie but a goodie.....
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Haha, never heard it before. Good one!
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i like it
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haha thats pretty funny
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i like it
u know its a good joke when raffaz approves it.
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LMAO thanks for the mental image!!! off to bed soon, thanks also for the nite of bizarre dreams lol.
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lol your welcome
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