A guy went to the doctor and said to the triage nurse, "I have a problem with my dick!"
The nurse said, "Sir, there's people including children in the waiting room and they can hear you. You need to come back and be discrete."
"Ok." He walked away and then came back and said, "I have a problem with my ear."
"that's better.", the nurse said, "And what's seems to be the problem?"
The guy said loudly, "I can't piss out of it!"