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Veteran Pillsbury spokesmodel Pop-n-Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71.
Fresh was buried in one of the largest ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, The California Raisins, Hungry Jack, and Betty Crocker. The gravesite was piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima gave the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded." Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much time on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Fresh was buried in one of the largest ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, The California Raisins, Hungry Jack, and Betty Crocker. The gravesite was piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima gave the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded." Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much time on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
A man walks up to a woman in a bar and says, "You're going to get laid tonight".
A bit surprised, she asks, "Really? How do you know that? Are you psychic?"
"No, I'm just stronger than you."
Ok that was a foul. I apologize. Rape jokes always feels so forced.
A bit surprised, she asks, "Really? How do you know that? Are you psychic?"
"No, I'm just stronger than you."
Ok that was a foul. I apologize. Rape jokes always feels so forced.
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I got laid last night.
I was so tired I went to bed and laid myself on it alone so I could sleep.
I was so tired I went to bed and laid myself on it alone so I could sleep.
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A boy asked his father: "what does 'man' mean?" The father answered: "it means a responsible person who takes care of their children, provides for them and spend nights for their comfort". The boy replied back: "when I grow up, I wanna be a man like my mother".
