Re: Jokes N Stuff!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump.
My neighbors are listening to great music.
Whether they like it or not. (turning up the volume)
What would Jesus least favorite gun be?
A nail gun.
Sometimes I drink water.
just to surprise my liver.
If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to the height of Kim Kardashian's ego and jump down to her IQ level
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