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Old 03-12-2016, 06:58 PM   #481
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If you can name 3 Kardashians but you can't even name 3 elements off the periodic table go shower with ur toaster oven while it's connected.
I can't name none for neither (wait, is this even correct English?). Ah, what a periodic table?
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Old 03-12-2016, 09:44 PM   #482
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If you can name 3 Kardashians but you can't even name 3 elements off the periodic table go shower with ur toaster oven while it's connected.
The only Kardashian I can think of is Garak, the tailor.
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Ever since you said the above in red, I had a serious bad feeling that gave me a headache in my stomach.
Ouch, that seems painful...and I never heard of a stomach getting a headache
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Ouch, that seems painful...and I never heard of a stomach getting a headache
Sorry, I mean a stomachache in my head
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Old 03-16-2016, 03:55 PM   #485
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ah, now that I can understand....those can hurt too.

What's even more painful is when your heart gets constipation...
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Believe me, you don't want to have a stomach attack! The Chinese proved says... oh never mind, you probably don't know Chinese.
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Believe me, you don't want to have a stomach attack! The Chinese proved says... oh never mind, you probably don't know Chinese.
I like the Beijing Beef.
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I like the Beijing Beef.
That's racist! All beefs are the same.
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A wise man was asked about the difference between "completed" and "finished". His answer was:

Marrying the right woman = You're completed.

Marrying the wrong woman = You're finished.

When the right woman finds you with the wrong woman = You're completely finished.

It's official. I'm glad I'm not married!
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A wise man was asked about the difference between "completed" and "finished". His answer was:

Marrying the right woman = You're completed.

Marrying the wrong woman = You're finished.

When the right woman finds you with the wrong woman = You're completely finished.

It's official. I'm glad I'm not married!
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