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Old 02-22-2016, 03:27 PM   #431
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Old 02-23-2016, 12:01 PM   #432
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All these jokes are about sex.

A bad way to get rid of teh sterotype that all computer people are geeks who wank over any image that moves on there computer.

Anyways....

Why did Hitler kill himself?

He saw his gas bill.
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Old 02-23-2016, 02:38 PM   #433
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All these jokes are about sex.

A bad way to get rid of teh sterotype that all computer people are geeks who wank over any image that moves on there computer.

Anyways....

Why did Hitler kill himself?

He saw his gas bill.
In what way are any of the items I posted about sex? I think you are delusional.
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Old 02-23-2016, 06:15 PM   #434
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Suicidal Fish:
That is definitely not the stereotype about geeks. Don't know where you got that idea from.
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Old 02-23-2016, 06:53 PM   #435
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That is definitely not the stereotype about geeks. Don't know where you got that idea from.
Yeah, isn't it that geeks are asexual automatons that are socially inept, only interested in technology, never go outside and afraid of interpersonal contact?

From what fish posted,the line."The lady (in this case, poster) doth protest too much, methinks." comes to mind.
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Old 02-24-2016, 01:39 AM   #436
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All these jokes are about sex.
Well, I don't think a joke about a stupid husband:
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a fooling around husband:
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touching:
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or poop (eww):
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are jokes about sex

The above links are different, even if they have the same name.

You know, this gave me an idea! I'll quote all my jokes and put them in a single post. They are short and straight to the point anyways, so it probably won't bore you guys.
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I have raised a Beast here, in truth I went back 2 pages and saw all sex related ones and thought Facepalm.

But yeah I am sure a few users have, or have had, Girlfriends.
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I have raised a Beast here, in truth I went back 2 pages and saw all sex related ones and thought Facepalm.

But yeah I am sure a few users have, or have had, Girlfriends.
What is this "girlfriend" of which you speak? My wife doesn't let me have one of those.
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What is this "girlfriend" of which you speak? My wife doesn't let me have one of those.
That is what basements are for.

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That is what basements are for.
Now that's funny
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