Husband calls wife at her parent's home after she left him:
Husband: dear, please come back home. I'm sorry!
Wife: look around you, is there a cup?
Husband: ah... nope!
Wife: go get one from the kitchen.
Husband: okay, got it!
Wife: throw it on the ceramic floor.
Husband: okay... *THROW*
Wife: now return it back to how it was before it broke.
Husband: sure... um, it didn't break, it's a plastic cup!
Wife: that's... ah, my point is... what the heck, don't be useless and come and pick me up back home.