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Old 10-30-2015, 10:09 AM   #401
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Thanks SG & BE, both of those gave me a good chuckle!
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Old 10-30-2015, 04:01 PM   #402
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Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs!

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A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"

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Old 10-30-2015, 06:15 PM   #403
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Do ducks fly?

No, they duck.

Go it?
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Old 11-02-2015, 04:22 PM   #404
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Do ducks fly?

No, they duck.

Go it?
I have seen a House Fly, and a Horse Fly, never seen a Duck thogh.
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Old 11-05-2015, 08:13 AM   #405
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Hey guys, what do you call a bee that has a feeling of insignificance/inferiority/subservience?


A humblebee!


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Old 11-05-2015, 08:40 AM   #406
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Got it!!!!
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Old 11-05-2015, 10:10 AM   #407
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Cool. Care to explain it to me then? I don't get it myself.
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Meaning of humble
Adjective: humbler, humblest.
  1. not proud or arrogant; modest:
    to be humble although successful.
  2. having a feeling of insignificance, inferiority, subservience, etc.:
    In the presence of so many world-famous writers I felt very humble.
  3. low in rank, importance, status, quality, etc.; lowly:
    of humble origin; a humble home.
  4. courteously respectful:
    In my humble opinion you are wrong.
  5. low in height, level, etc.; small in size:
    a humble member of the galaxy.

So a bee that is humble, is a humblebee. That's the joke
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Meaning of humble
Adjective: humbler, humblest.
  1. not proud or arrogant; modest:
    to be humble although successful.
  2. having a feeling of insignificance, inferiority, subservience, etc.:
    In the presence of so many world-famous writers I felt very humble.
  3. low in rank, importance, status, quality, etc.; lowly:
    of humble origin; a humble home.
  4. courteously respectful:
    In my humble opinion you are wrong.
  5. low in height, level, etc.; small in size:
    a humble member of the galaxy.

So a bee that is humble, is a humblebee. That's the joke
You don't say!

And it is a played word for bumblebee.
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Old 11-05-2015, 12:33 PM   #410
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A VERY TOUCHING story!!!



One day a boy was walking back home from school when he saw a cat lying like it was dead.



To satisfy his curiosity, the boy came close and touched the cat to see if it was dead or or maybe sleeping.


He touched the first time and there was no response. He then touched the cat again.


He continued touching, touching and touching.


Nothing happened.


The boy paused for a little while then again he touched the cat.


Nothing happened.


Now that's a touching story.



Thank you for reading.
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