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Old 07-07-2015, 04:40 AM   #341
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A bloke walks into the bar and his friend shouts out to him

"Where ya been all day?"

"Ah, this morning I was walking through the train yard when I came across a woman tied to the tracks."

"Bloody hell!"

"Yeah, I untied her and we've been having sex all day. But I'm so tired now that I thought I'd come in for a pint."

"Geez... You lucky bastard... Did she give you head?"

"No... I looked everywhere but couldn't find it."
ahahahahahahaha
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Old 07-17-2015, 07:39 PM   #345
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Figure (a) is where we should be. Figure (b) is where we are.

I don't have time to explain what this means to a bunch of morons like you, because now I have to go back in time and fix this mess before we all get trapped in a time warp.

I don't have time to explain what this means to a bunch of morons like you, because now I have to go back in time and fix this mess before we all get trapped in a time warp.

I don't have time to explain what this means to a bunch of morons like you, because now I have to go back in time and fix this mess before we all get trapped in a time warp.

I don't have time to explain what this means to a bunch of morons like you, because now I have to go back in time and fix this mess before we all get trapped in a time warp.
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Old 07-18-2015, 04:23 AM   #346
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Hey Draygoes, check this out.

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LOL Nice!
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Early one morning an elderly retired veteran just finished a piece of artwork he had been working on and yelled to his wife,
" Honey ! Come see what I created ! It's an abstract panorama depicting the six years of the Obama Administration ! "

She yelled back, " Flush the toilet, Herman, and come eat your breakfast ! "
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator!
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