Jokes N Stuff!

[Smart_Guy]

If there's two of of them, then the conclusion is as following:

1 US marine is better than 5 ISIS fighters, 50 ISIS losers, and 500 ISIS cowards

 

[Draygoes]

So you are busy flying and hitting on the pretty young women, when you decide to look out of the window...

Ah well... I bet the in flight movie sucked anyway.

 

[Smart_Guy]

Now that's why we all should have a driving license...

Ah, helicopter driving license!

 

[BikerEcho]

That reminds me Smart guy.
Is it really true the woman can't have a drivings license in Saudi Arabia?

 

[Smart_Guy]

Unfortunately, it is true, BE.

Everything traffic related sucks here anyways

 

[BikerEcho]

In that case, don't start handing out licenses to woman ... It's all gonna get even worse.
Well... it is a joking thread, right.

 

[Smart_Guy]

Yeah, I hear jokes about that. Or rather, I see videos, and they are really really funny! Heh

 

[Celery]

A boy was born without a body, just a head.

His parents didn't know what to do with him so they put him on a little table at the top of the stairs.

On his 18th birthday his mother gets a call from the hospital and they ask her if she gave birth to a son 18 years ago born without a body.

She says yes and the Dr. says we have a body thats been decapitated and we think we can attach it to your sons head.

She hangs up and calls up the stairs to her son "son I have wonderful news, a birthday gift for you"

He says " Great! Another hat!"

 

[emperor76]

Did you know Jesus was a footballer? he went up for a cross, but got nailed by two defenders!

 

[BikerEcho]

HaHa. Good once you 2.