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Old 03-25-2015, 04:57 PM   #241
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Why was 6 mad when 7 won her a teddy bear? Because 711482.
One of my dearest friends made that joke, she works for google and taught me basically everything that I needed to know to get started.

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And one of my favorite jokes because its just fun...
"Why did the farmer win the award? He was outstanding in his field."
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Old 03-25-2015, 05:09 PM   #242
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Why was 6 mad when 7 won her a teddy bear? Because 711482.
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I don't get it..? 711482 = 7 won one for 8 too? ...
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Old 03-25-2015, 05:15 PM   #243
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Because 7 won one for 8 as well. You got it...
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The Windows One one would have won if it jumped the gun... I guess!

Note: I heard some rumors Windows 10 was supposed to be called Windows One Like Xbox One.
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I don't get it..? 711482 = 7 won one for 8 too? ...
It's a woman/relationship thing, no woman would like it if you're winning a teddy for more than one woman!
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It's a woman/relationship thing, no woman would like it if you're winning a teddy for more than one woman!
They hate it lol. Gotta make a woman feel like she's the only.one in the world. Happy wife happy life
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Doesn't always work out that way...
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Doesn't always work out that way...
I politely disagree.
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This one is pretty good.

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