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A bull is a male cow so if he was milking a bull and filling buckets, it's no wonder he kept kicking the bucket over!
Bahaha, brilliant.
A bull is a male cow so if he was milking a bull and filling buckets, it's no wonder he kept kicking the bucket over!
A guy bought a new Corvette and decided to see what it could do so he went for a drive out in the desert on a lonely road. He was tooling along at about 90mph when he came upon a hippie riding a bicycle. It was very hot out in the desert so the hippie was sweating profusely.
The Corvette stopped and offered the hippie a ride. However, the hippie refused to leave his bike behind (it was his only possession) and since a Corvette has no trunk, there was no place to put the bike. The Corvette driver came up with an idea, "We'll tie a rope to the bumper and your bike and I will tow you behind me. I'll give you this whistle so that if I am driving too fast, you can blow the whistle to let me know to slow down."
That sounded like a good idea to the hippie so they did it. The Corvette headed out down the road and after awhile the driver forgot about the hippie back there and let his speed creep up. Soon he heard, "Tweet! Tweet!" from the hippie blowing the whistle so he slowed back down.
Suddenly, another Corvette passed by at a high rate of speed. The driver couldn't let that challenge go by so he sped up to match the speed of the other Corvette. Soon they were racing side-by-side at 120+ mph with the hippie frantically blowing the whistle trying to get them to slow down.
They passed a cop parked along side the road. The cop jumped on the radio and said, "Chief! Chief! You're not going to believe this, I just clocked 2 'vettes racing down the road at over 120mph!" The chief radioed back, "What's to believe? They do that every day. Just chase them down and give them a ticket." The cop radioed back, "But Chief, I told you that you wouldn't believe this. There's a white faced hippie on a bicycle, blowing a whistle, trying to pass them!"