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Old 02-25-2015, 12:04 PM   #211
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@Biker. Because you need to cut it in half! XD
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Old 02-25-2015, 01:10 PM   #212
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Yeah, got to cut it in half because the tires go around like 400 times in a mile while she runs a mile in 7 minutes (when she's in shape!).
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Old 02-25-2015, 01:57 PM   #213
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Ok now, how many steps in a mile?
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Old 02-25-2015, 03:43 PM   #214
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hahaha. It sure was a funny video.
Thanks for sharing Strollin.
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Old 02-25-2015, 09:01 PM   #215
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That was a funny video Strollin...

A guy walks into a store and buys six jumbo boxes of condoms. The store clerk asks the man, "What are you going to do with all of those?"

The guy replies, "I taught my dog to swallow them, and now he s**ts in little plastic baggies!"

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There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved, and he followed her everywhere. One morning she woke up, went to the bathroom, came out, and realized that her dog wasn't at her feet. She found him in his bed ''sleeping''. She called his name, but he didn't get up. So she took him to the vet and told the vet that her dog wouldn't wake up. So he looked at her dog and said, ''Your dog is dead''. She asked the doctor to perform another test to be sure.

The doctor went into another room, and came back with a cage. In it there was a cat. He let the cat out, and she walked arund the dog, sniffed, and went back in her cage. The doc put the cat back in the other room. He came out and said again, ''Your dog is dead''.

She was like ''Ok, how much do I owe you?''

The doctor said ''$300''

She said, ''What!?!? How could it cost that much??''

He said ''$15 for me to say he was dead. Then $285 for the cat scan''

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A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.

His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was full the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left foot to a pole.

I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too.

As soon as I finished milkin'' him again he knocked down the bucket with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt.

As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain!
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Old 02-25-2015, 09:30 PM   #216
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^^^

He was milking a bull ???

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Old 02-25-2015, 09:34 PM   #217
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The joke said it was a cow, but looks like he cold got busted..
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Old 02-25-2015, 10:42 PM   #218
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Yeah, I saw that but he said him and his.
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Old 02-26-2015, 12:35 AM   #219
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A bull is a male cow so if he was milking a bull and filling buckets, it's no wonder he kept kicking the bucket over!
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That's weird, if he "kicked the bucket", how can he still kick? Did he turn to a zombie cow or something?

Seriously tho, why is the joke saying "he" for a cow? We do use a derived form of the Arabic word of cow as a masculine friendly "stupid" calling to men here, but I think that's not related!
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