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Old 02-24-2015, 10:44 AM   #191
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Another term for donkey is a$$, which is the term we use.
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Old 02-24-2015, 10:51 AM   #192
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Another term for donkey is a$$, which is the term we use.
Sometimes we add "hole" to it.
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Note: here we call stupid people donkeys
That is also called a dumb ass in America

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A blonde goes to the doctor with burns on both of her ears and her right hand. "Sit down and tell me how it happened," says the doctor.
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"'What about the other ear and your hand?" the doctor asked.
She replied, "I tried to call for an ambulance."
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A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is.
When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was.
His dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.''
''I still don't get it'' responded the Little Johnny.
''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,'' said the dad.
''Okay then...good night'' said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ''OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of s**t!''
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Old 02-24-2015, 11:43 AM   #194
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Another term for donkey is a$$, which is the term we use.
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That is also called a dumb ass in America
Our stupids are older than yours then. Asses are young donkeys, aren't they
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Old 02-24-2015, 11:49 AM   #195
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Our stupids are older than yours then. Asses are young donkeys, aren't they
Lol no. An ass is a donkey period lol. An ass is still an ass even if it's dead :P
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Now don't make an ass out of yourself.
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Old 02-24-2015, 01:29 PM   #197
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I was complimenting your a... I mean, the stupid people over there. I guess it turned out in the end that your stupid people and our stupid people are all big asses

What about Jack? I heard a male donkey is called Jack too! Wait, wouldn't that make Jackass redundant?

What time is it again?

Note: we do use "big donkey" for extra double cheese stupidity
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What time is it again?
It's time for you to take your nap. You're tired you know.
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Donkey!


Any Gabriel iglesias fan should get that :P
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A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.

When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"

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The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.

"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."

"But I always get it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container it comes in?"

"Yes!" says the blonde, "I will go and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."

The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: "To apply, push up bottom."

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Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.

"Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?" she asks.

The shepherd agrees. She blurts out, "352!"

The shepherd is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.

"I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!"

"Hey lady," says the shepherd. "If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
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