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Old 01-05-2007, 07:07 AM   #1
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Well i have noticed there a alot of jokes here at the moment so i thought, hey why not make a thread that everyone can sure there jokes! So heres mine...

A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he's a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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lmao, that was a great one.
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Old 01-07-2007, 03:32 AM   #3
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You may not understand this [Brit humour]

A woman in the street stumbled, & out of a bag of eggs she was carrying, two plopped onto the pavement/sidewalk, next to each other, she bent over, trying to clear the mess away, & a guy passing by called out, "Hey, never mind lady, it wouldn't have lived, it's eyes are too close together!"
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You may not understand this [Brit humour]

A woman in the street stumbled, & out of a bag of eggs she was carrying, two plopped onto the pavement/sidewalk, next to each other, she bent over, trying to clear the mess away, & a guy passing by called out, "Hey, never mind lady, it wouldn't have lived, it's eyes are too close together!"
You're right...I don't get it.
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Old 01-07-2007, 11:41 AM   #5
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You're right...I don't get it.
Hope it's OK to explain this here, the guy joked that it looked like she had miscarried, & that the two egg yolks laying close together looked like the pair of eyes of a foetus, ged it?....er, I didn't write it!, not good, huh?
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Well i have noticed there a alot of jokes here at the moment so i thought, hey why not make a thread that everyone can sure there jokes! So heres mine...

A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he's a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
I heard that joke, except it was about University of Alabama fans. lol
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Old 01-07-2007, 04:21 PM   #7
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i posted some jokes here , cannot be bovered copying them into here as well
http://www.computerforums.org/showth...420#post561420
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Old 01-07-2007, 05:01 PM   #8
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i posted some jokes here , cannot be bovered copying them into here as well
http://www.computerforums.org/showth...420#post561420
Well, if you can't be "bovered" then I can't be either, to open the link.
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Old 01-07-2007, 06:18 PM   #9
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News Anchoress: "So Trevor, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?
Becky Mantin - BBC weathergirl, the day after it was supposed to snow and didn't, to black newsreader, Trevor McDonald

Haha, I don't think this is actually true, but funny!
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Old 01-08-2007, 02:54 AM   #10
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News Anchoress: "So Trevor, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?
Becky Mantin - BBC weathergirl, the day after it was supposed to snow and didn't, to black newsreader, Trevor McDonald

Haha, I don't think this is actually true, but funny!
It is true in a way, but the wrong Trevor, it wasn't TrevorMc Donald, but a weather forecaster nicknamed "Trevor the weather" quite a few years ago, & the "eight inches" question was asked him by the programme presenter, somebody got it a little garbled over the years, good though!!, it was also on an out-takes programme. The one that astonished me more was when the Welsh weather girl on ITV, was interviewing a good-looking guy for some reason, said "No chance of a sh*g then?", now I don't think could have gone out live!!, it was a sort of an off camera out-take I think.
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