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Old 12-08-2006, 10:02 AM   #1
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Of course I won't laugh," the Urologist said. "I'm a
professional. In over twenty years I've never
laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Jack said, and proceeded to drop his
trousers revealing the tiniest "willy" the doctor
had ever seen. It couldn't have been size of a

Unable to control himself, the Urologist started
giggling, and then fell laughing to the floor. Ten
minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet
and regain his composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the Urologist. "I really am.....I
don't know what came over me. On my honour as a
professional and a gentleman, I promise it won't
happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"

Jack replied, "It's swollen....."

Peter and Alfred Nussbaum were tailors and partners in the firm
Nussbaum Brothers. After many years they decided to Anglicize
their names and henceforth the firm should be known as the
Nuss Brothers.

After completing the legal paperwork, they informed the
receptionist, Ethel, that from Monday on she should answer the
phone as "Nuss Brothers."

"I quit," said Ethel.

"But why?", asked Peter, "the pay and benefits will be the

"Yeah? Well, YOU answer the phone then. I don't want to answer
and find that the caller says he wants to speak with Mr. Nuss.
Then I have to say..... "Yes Sir; which one? P-Nuss or A-Nuss?"

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Old 12-08-2006, 01:16 PM   #2
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nice ones again.

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Old 12-08-2006, 01:34 PM   #3
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+1 rep just for making me laugh
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Old 12-08-2006, 03:07 PM   #4
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I've heard the second one before. The first one was really good! +1 to rep for the jokes. I heard a few goodies today and when I get home I'll post some up.
Building a "Mac PC" . . . . $???
Restoring a 40 year old Mustang . . . . $40K~
Building a business . . . . $Still counting.
Being this damn broke . . . . Priceless!

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Old 12-08-2006, 04:19 PM   #5
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hehe, nice one thanks for posting these..
'I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.'

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