Jokes:

[wiktorek01]

I remember we had some substance that would react with water, so our teacher told us not to put it in the sink because the gases may blow the pipes.
Because i'm soo smart, i dumbed all of my substance in the sink and went to my friend's station and did the same, lol. We're leaving the class and all we see is some white gas/smoke, coming from each sink. FUN TIMES

 

[BuzzStPoint]

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world in general to a class of third-graders. After her talk, she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is.

"Kenneth."

"And what is your question, Kenneth?"

"I have three questions:

First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan ?

Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the Office ?

and Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House ?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue right after recess. When they resume, Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.

"Larry."

"And what is your question ?"

"I have five questions:

First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan ?

Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the Office ?

Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House ?

Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early ?

and Fifth - whatever happened to Kenneth ?"

 

[99nasha]

ha ha!!!

Ive already told this one but I find it funny..

A man walks into the doctors and says:

"Doctor! Doctor! I seem to have a peice of lettuce poking out my bottom!"

The doctors exams this carefully and shakes his head....

"Im afraid thats only the tip of the iceburg...."

 

[DJ Stephen]

yeah i was using a test tube over a bunsen burner and it frothed and burnt my hand..owww. Anyway that was funny. I set my school pencil on fire and burnt the table..oops

 

[David Lindon]

lol! I set my head in fire with a bunsen burner at school......

Hahaha

 

[DJ Stephen]

I think that is a bit funny but it is also silly if you get hurt, i have 100 posts in 3 days, must be a record?